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Alzheimer or AIDS: You Decide
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Saint Agnes Laboratory. We have lab results from 2 different Mr. Sanders and we are not sure which one is your husband’s. Frankly both results are terrible, one tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other tested positive for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your husband’s."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"We recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him."
A woman wakes up at night and sees her television set on fire. Immediately she calls the fire department. They rush over to her house. The fire is extinguished…with the ‘remote control’!
Waiting room gossip among patients: "….While waiting at the office for my first appointment with a new dentist, I noticed the dentist’s diploma and remembered a handsome boy with the same name from my high school class 40 years ago. Could this be the same boy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
They Are Thieves
One patient to another: "I got the bill for my surgery which I’ll pay until the day I die. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks during the operation!"
A true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,Florida…An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, returning to her car, found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and pulled her handgun, screaming at the top of her voice: "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!!!!"
Visit Funny Face often as you can.
Build Laughter Muscles:
Childlike and uncontrolled laughter deep from the belly is good for you.
This is not a weak ‘hi, hi, hi’ with hand over mouth as if apologizing. If others look at you puzzled, tell them you are practicing your vocal cords. And you know what, this is true.
Want to stay childlike? Want to be creative? Watch and learn from PILOBOLUS performing modern dance. - 3 min -
A conservative mother gives a surprise visit to her young son attending university in a different country. The son opens the door accompanied by a beautiful girl. He explains to his startled mother that this girl is just a roommate sharing the cost of the apartment. The mother says nothing.
Illuminati - If the Price Is Right
"Doctor, doctor, you’ve got to help me. I really don’t know what I want out of life. Can you tell me how much I will pay you to find out?
A psychologist gives tests to a patient to interpret ink-blots as abstract images. In the first image the patient sees a couple having sex in bed. In the second, a couple is having sex on a mountaintop. In the third image the patient sees two people having sex in an airplane…
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Dr. Louise Aznavour
Montreal – Canada
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